Holy Soap
Two priests
are off to the showers late one night. They Undress and step into the showers
before they realize there is no soap.
Father
John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He
grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers.
He is
halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place
to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns
stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
The
first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a
bar of soap.
Oh
look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".
To test
her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood....sure enough he drops the
second bar of soap.
Now the
third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but
nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells!
Holy
Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion too!"
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