A Farmers Wank Machine
 
 
 
A farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He decides to test it on himself first, so he inserts his manhood into the equipment and turns on the switch.
 
 Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with more
 pleasure than his wife does.
 
 But when the fun is over, he realizes that he cannot remove the
 instrument from his tool, anxiously he reads the manual, but does not
 find any useful information.
 
 He tries every button on the instrument, without success. Finally
 the farmer decides to call the custormer hotline.
 
 ''Hello, I just bought a milking cow machine from your company, It
 works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?''
 
 ''Don't worry sir'', replies the custormer service person, ''the
 machine will release automatically once it has collected two liters!''

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