9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while
asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do
I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their
ass to search the entire
room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to
walk to the T.V. and
change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to
have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't
eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last
place you look". Of course it
is. Why the hell would you keep looking after
you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film
"did you see that?". No Loser,
I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at
the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a
question?".... Didn't really give me
a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If
it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it,
couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short".
What the hell?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do
that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and
someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing
here, dumbass?